Have you ever had that feeling that you just wanna sit in someones lap, about the size of a cat, and just cuddel with him/her untill both feel like playing spank the monkey!
About one month ago my boyfriend broke up with me... And I've never been happier! I was so depressed when I were together with him so it was just a releaf when he ended it.
And barely a month after this "tradic" happening, a new guy shows up and sweeps me of my feet! I've known him for a while, but friday last week he wanted to see me and since I was with a friend that weekend, we saw eatchother the monday after that... the next day we did it in a public restroom.
Do you know why chicken breast dosen't have nippels? They are seperated from the breasts and eaten. Have you ever eaten a whole bucket of chicken nippels? Dealicous!
Peace out dudes! (and see the moive Don't mess with the Zohan)










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"I Mitt galleri finns det inga galler i
Där e´jag alldeles fri
Jag gör som jag vill
Drar ifrån och lägger till
I min fantasi"
~ Robert Broberg
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Q: What would an orange be called if it were blue?
A: Disgusting
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"I Mitt galleri finns det inga galler i
Där e´jag alldeles fri
Jag gör som jag vill
Drar ifrån och lägger till
I min fantasi"
~ Robert Broberg
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